stonesibare:

awfulbear:

kaedien:

boot up, Bitch

Boot up, Bitch!

MOOD! #2019goals

buffatmac:

ckmcmxcvi:

meatfighter:

My nigga, everybody, all of you, please

Wear

A

Fucking

Seat belt

My friend’s sister died this time last year because she didn’t have a seatbelt on.

She died alone.

Please be safe.

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

since1938:

cornflakepizza:

mizliz:

meanwhile, this week on gotham 

#darkness #no paRENTS

shermarr:

Magic happened on my front lawn a couple weeks ago. Life is beautiful!

dirkstriders:

cartoon characters that were absolutely gay

-baljeet and buford

airyairyquitecontrary:

fimbry:

sedgery:

fimbry:

fimbry:

Waking up to the best little boy on the planet.

@cheedho

Right here

that’s not better

He heard that

how did you get the candle inside

petiteportions:

me: gonna lose all this weight before summer ends so i’m beautiful for school 🤪🤪

me, after summer: gonna lose this weight before halloween so i can look cute in my costume (: 👏🤪👏

me, after halloween: this christmas i’m gonna be skinny as hell i’m gonna be so pretty time to lose this weight 🥰🤪🥰

me: ok 2019 new year new me time to lose this weight

wwayvs:

some of you were never sold to one direction to pay for your mom’s debt and it shows

lohver:

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit